I want chips, and beans, and sausages and gravy,
And eggs and bacon would drive my heart crazy,
I want a burger and nuggets, a bag of crisps or two,
Cherry bakewells and muffins, now what about you ?

A bucket of chicken, dripping with fat,
Ice cream and chocolate, what do you think about that ?
A Mars bar, a Twix, a bag of Maltesers,
A box of digestives, a selection of cheeses

I want all of these things, though I know they are wrong
The food and the treats that I’ve mentioned in song
I want it all, just to taste it and see, I want all of this food, all for me !

How about a trip to McDonalds ? I’ll have a milkshake,
Or perhaps I’ll have doughnuts, as many as they can make
A sachet of ketchup, or brown sauce will do,
To put on my French fries, now what about you ?

Pizza ! Pizza ! Pizza, with cheese,
Oozing and steaming, oh, bring it here please
With pepperoni and olives, and pineapple too,
‘Cos lets not forget about fruit as it’s so good for you

I want all of these things, though I know they are wrong
The food and the treats that I’ve mentioned in song
I want it all, just to taste it and see, I want all of this food, all for me !

These foods aren’t too healthy, we know this is true,
But that’s what too much bread and porridge can do
We’re just a couple of kids who like to have fun,
And then finish it off with a big currant bun !

I want all of these things, though I know they are wrong
The food and the treats that I’ve mentioned in song
I want it all, just to taste it and see, I want all of this food, all for me !